Pebbles’ Winter Jokes and Snow Day, Texas-Style

We have snow in Texas today so I guess all the frozen white stuff has put Pebbles in a wintery-jokey type mood. Here are two she told me today.

Pebbles: What do you call a frozen hamburger?
Me: I don’t know.
Pebbles: An iceberger!! Get it? An iceberg-er!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Hahaha! Good one!
Pebbles: I’ve got another one.
Me: Okay. Let’s hear it.

Pebbles: What do you call frozen french fries?
Me: I don’t know.
Pebbles: French frice!! Get it? French fr-ice!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Hahahaha! Those are funny! I have an ice joke for you.
Pebbles: Okay.
Me: You crack me up.
Pebbles: (deer in headlights)
Me: That was an ice joke.
Pebbles: I don’t get it.
Me: You know. Ice. It cracks. Like when you walk on it. Or throw it.
Pebbles: That doesn’t make sense. Mine were better.

Yeah. She’s probably right.

I’ve decided to give my readers a rare treat. A photo of Pebbles with her snowman. Sort of a reward for having to read my sucky joke. Publishing her face isn’t something I’m real comfortable with, so I won’t do it often.

Isn’t she adorable? She inherited her momma‘s beautiful complexion. I love those rosy cheeks so much.

Pebbles with her snowman

I’d like to point out the snowman’s greasy, sweat-stained farm hat, which was borrowed from The Rock. Also, Mr. Snowman is holding a plate, which was formerly a bubble dish. Now it’s a plate. For his icebergers and french frices. He also has a red and yellow tail. Only Pebbles knows why.

I’m posting this next photo so you can see how to dress for snow Texas-style. We aren’t equipped with all that going-out-in-the-snow gear here.

pebbles in her texas-style snow gear

Those may look like cute monkey snow pants but they aren’t. Pebbles is actually wearing two pair of fleece PJ bottoms, with leggings underneath.

Those snazzy red snow boots are kickboxing boots worn over her shoes. They’re left over from the Tae Kwon Do class Pebbles refused to finish, after we shelled out the bucks for all the gear. Today she got some use out of them. Oh yay now I feel so much better about all that money we spent.

And how ’bout those sweet snow gloves? Pebbles is wearing a baseball glove on her right hand. She couldn’t find the mate so she substituted with a Spiderman glove.

Yep. We’re Texans. We know how to improvise. ‘Cause that’s how we roll.

Wondering who The Rock and Pebbles are? Want to know
why we’re raising Pebbles? And who the heck is OCD Louie?
Find the answers and more on my About My Blog page.

You might also like Eleven Random Facts About Me and
My Answers to Sophie’s Questions on my Liebster page.

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About Mai Stone

“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs…jolted by every pebble on the road.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher ~ A sense of humor is essential for surviving the pebbles on life’s road. Especially when they’re the size of boulders.
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17 Responses to Pebbles’ Winter Jokes and Snow Day, Texas-Style

  1. Victo Dolore says:

    Perfect! Love Texas weather!

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  2. scifihammy says:

    Pebble’s jokes are funny 🙂 Lovely photos too 🙂
    Whatever keeps you warm works!

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  3. Deb says:

    Congrats on the creativity for snow gear, and what fun for Pebbles to have the opportunity to get out in some snow. She is adorable 🙂

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  4. Gibber says:

    Pebbles has a sense of humour! She’s also adorable. Thank you for showing us pictures of her. Love the improvised snow gear! Ahaha!

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  5. ady says:

    Pebbles is so cuteeee ❤ ❤ and the snowman looks like hardworker in winter 😀 I didn't know it snows in Texas but loved the improvisations 😀 especially the kick-boxing boots 🙂

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    • Mai Stone says:

      Some winters we get no snow at all. Other years we get snow one or two times. When we do it’s a big freakin’ deal. Schools close. Businesses close. Everybody stays home. We don’t know how to drive in the stuff. Glad you enjoyed the pics.

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  6. Miss C says:

    Pebbles is funny (and I also think her jokes were better). Love the snowman.

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  7. julie says:

    I almost feel sorry for you guys. Almost. She would love being here in Chicago. Plenty of snow to play in. With real winter gear. Cause she would die without it. It’s all good though, she seems to be enjoying herself just fine, and that is what it is all about! 🙂

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