Keep Your Pants On

Pebbles: I HATE wearing panties!

Me: Why?

Pebbles: Because they make me feel like a BABY!

Me: A baby? How?

Pebbles: I dunno… (as her eyes and attention drift back to the TV)…they just…I just feel like…I just don’t…they make me look….

Me: You mean like you’re wearing a diaper?

Pebbles: NOOO!!! HAHAHAHA!! A DIAPER??!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

(Like I was supposed to know, with all that information she gave me.)

Me: So what is it, exactly, about panties that make you feel like a baby?

Pebbles: Well, when I don’t have any pants on…. (as her eyes and attention drift back to the TV)….I feel…I don’t…like….

Me: So if you have pants on over them, panties don’t make you feel like a baby?

Pebbles: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Me: So keep your pants on.

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